What kind of blogger are you?
In exactly one week I will fly out for the big BlogHer conference. Always nervous in new situations, I call a phone number for general questions and (supposedly) if I tell them my interests, they’ll make sure I’m seated with like-minded people. Like-minded people? I don’t mind people, but I don’t exactly like them either.
Hello! This is BlogHer and you’re on speakerphone with Blanche and Blaire. We’re The Bloggsey Twins!
Me: Hi! My name is Stephanie.
She sounds disappointed.
Blaire: Never mind her. Stephanie with an S? We were expecting another group of bloggers calling from Biloxi. Blanca, Blythe, Blossom and Blinda.
Me: You mean Belinda?
Blanche: No, she dropped the ‘e’ to make it work.
Me: I see. Well, it’s really Blephanie.
Blaire: Bl-awesome! What can we do for you?
Me: I was hoping to find out exactly what will happen this…
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