I’m happy to say that my first featured blogger for the month of September 2016 is author, humorist, blogger, and volunteer firefighter, Ned Hickson:

Before we get started, I just want to say how much I appreciate the invitation to be here, and for not having any questions about what kind of salad dressing I’d be. Although, if I’m being honest, it would be bacon-flavored Ranch because I love bacon. Plus, you wouldn’t have to shake me every time you put me on your salad. I get dizzy easily.
A little about my personal history: I need to preface this by saying my beginnings don’t appear to lend themselves to life as a humorist. At least, not on the surface. I spent my early childhood in one of the many small communities that skirt Los Angeles. Most of my friends were Hispanic, several of who got into gangs — and a few who never made it out. My father’s alcoholism and mental abuse eventually lead to my parents divorcing when I was 11. I lived with my father for two more years until, one night, the abuse turned physical. I fought back. And even though I “won” the fight, I knew I needed to leave before I lost myself and became something I didn’t want to be. I eventually moved in with my mom and her new husband, a man whose love for us continues to be my example as a husband and father. A year later, we moved to a 44-acre plot of land on the Oregon coast. I immediately went from an inner city youth spending the day at the beach or movie theater, to becoming a mud boot-wearing farm boy chopping firewood and swinging a hammer as we built our own home. Though I wondered at first if I’d made a mistake, I began realize the important lessons I was learning through my stepfather’s example. Each day was a new challenge, from building a pole barn to herding cows away from flooding pastures by canoe. He taught me that there are no true obstacles in life, only reasons to explore new routes. His lesson is what I credit for having been able to make my dream of becoming a full-time writer come true despite the lack a of college education. Plus, if you ever have cows stuck in a flood, I’m your man.
My blog’s purpose: I’m a firm believer in the value and importance of humor, especially now. So, deciding on the focus of my blog was pretty easy. I just want it to be a place where people know they can always get a laugh. That was my initial goal and it remains the most important to me.
What other blogs I write for: I’ve had the good fortune of being a guest at several different blog’s over the last few years, including Hasty Dawn’s amazing #BeReal, The kick-ass Sisterwives, Gliterary Girl media, and Marcia Meara’s blog Write On for writers. Recently, I became a weekly featured columnist at The Good Men Project, which focuses on issues and insights into being the best man (husband, father) you can be in today’s society.
And yeah, I was surprised, too.
Thankfully, each of these blogs and publications came to me because, to be honest, I’m really bad at getting out there and promoting myself. In fact, I’m really lucky I’m actually married, which was probably my biggest self-promotion effort ever.
How long have I been blogging: I’ve been blogging since counts on fingers four years. I started it because I wanted it to be an extension of my column, but with a chance to explore some topics I know my editor would never go for — such as writing about my vasectomy. Or my “review” of a Twilight book that doesn’t actually exist. Over time it has evolved to include a few regular features each week, along with spontaneous posts as things happen. There’s a real sense of immediacy in blogging that you can’t get with newspaper writing. I love getting an idea, writing it up, posting it and seeing the “comment” icon light up. I have some hilarious followers on my blog who make me laugh every day.
It doesn’t get much better than that.
How often do I post: I rarely post more than three times a week. I don’t want to become that guy has everyone say to themselves, “Oh jeez, not HIM again…”
Unless I’ve already become “that” guy.
Great. Now I’m worried…

About my books: I had my first book, Humor at the Speed of Life, published in 2013 by Port Hole Publishing. It is essentially a collection of my most popular humor columns over the last 16 years — as opposed to most of my other columns. It’s divided into chapters — Marriage, Fatherhood, Journalism, Parenting, etc. — so that you can immediately turn to a chapter that applies to your current situation and immediately feel better about yourself. It was a lot fun to put together and, perhaps more importantly, serves as an embarrassment to my teenagers at this point. My second book is coming out Sept. 24, and was written as a writer’s survival guide of sorts. My objective with “Pearls of Writing Wisdom: From 16 shucking years as a columnist” (Port Hole Publishing) is to offer insights, tips and encouragement shucked from my 16 years as a newspaper columnist and writer. Many are things I wish someone had told me sooner; some are the result of trial and error; and a few are simple truths that helped me keep perspective through all these shucking years as a writer.

As I mention in the book’s introduction, I think of it as the conversation we’d have about writing if we were sharing a cold beer. We’d talk about technique, style, personal experience and hopes. We’d encourage each other and share a few laughs. We might even get a little rowdy and start using air quotation marks. In the end, we’d feel inspired about our love of writing.
Except at the end of this conversation, neither of us needs to call a cab.

Top 3 Blogging tips:
- Write with regularity. Whether its once a week or once a day, be consistent. Not just for the sake of your readers, but to establish a writing routine physically as well as mentally. To me, writing is like a form of meditationnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oops, sorry! My point is, the more you practice it the more focused and instinctive it becomes. Eventually, your creativity will begin to anticipate that routine and be waiting for you when you sit down at the keyboard.
- Respond to as many comments on your blog as possible. People are inundated with social network posts. If someone has chosen to read what you have to say and take the time to comment — thank them.
- Live outside your blog or social media pages. It’s important to remember that your blog revolves around your world and not the other way around. If something happens tomorrow and the Internet disappears, possibly because Kim Kardashian and Ellen DeGeneres Tweet something simultaneously, you will continue to write in some form or another. Your blog is just another venue, not the only one.
Thanks so much for having me, Robert, and thanks to everyone for reading.
And thank you Ned!
More Ned is now available at the following locations:
Blog: http://www.nedhickson.com
Email: nedhickson@icloud.com
Twitter: @nedhickson
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ned.hickson
Port Hole Publishing link for “Humor at the Speed of Life” http://www.portholebooks.com/products/humor-at-the-speed-of-life
Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Humor-Speed-Life-Ned-Hickson/dp/0989260836
Barnes and Noble link: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/humor-at-the-speed-of-life-ned-hickson/1117688925
I have schizophrenia and bipolar and was placed in a very abusive addiction riddled foster home for much of my life. But even though I am broken, I adopted the idea that things will get better and to remain positive. 🙂
Sam
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That’s the best way to deal with it. We can’t change what happened and we can’t always change the way our brain works but we can see the light and learn how to thrive.
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Exactly, I totally agree. I’m out of the ‘horror house’ now… I can try and let go of my past. 🙂
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Wow… Loved your article on here! So glad I came over! I’m also glad I know you and read your words. They are an inspiration to me and others too. Thanks for taking the times to share your thoughts with us Ned! 🙂
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You’re so welcome. Ned is not just a funny guy. He’s a good person as well.
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Agreed!!
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Reblogged this on Matthews' Blog.
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Thanks for reading and sharing, Matthew!
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Reblogged this on Don Massenzio's Blog.
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Thank you for the re-blog!
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You’re welcome.
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Great interview Rob! it is very nice to discover Ned and his humor! 😉
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Thank you for stopping by!
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You’re welcome great Feature! 😉
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I’ve learned a few things since my first interview with you. Thanks for being my first interview!
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Thank you I am very happy that I have been your first interview! 🙂
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Say, if instead of a beer we can share a cup of coffee, I’m in 😉
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I couldn’t live without coffee! Seriously. I tried. So sharing a cup of of coffee is definitely ok with me! Thanks for reading… Now, let’s find a coffee shop… 😉
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I reeally enjoyed this article. Ned, humor is definitley your genre! You might wanna see about writing a book! hardy har har
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Oh yeah, forgot to say, I’m here from Janice’s Labor Day Meet and Greet.
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Ha! Thanks! I’ll look into it 😉
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good to see you here, ned. you really get around. –
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Hey Beth! I hope I don’t get a reputation…
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Hi Beth! I hope I don’t get a reputation…
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Found your post through Marica Meara’s reblog. Great post and thanks for the laughs. I will be checking out your books. You sold me on Kim Kardashian and Ellen DGeneres 🙂
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Marcia is a real sweetheart, like Kim Kardashian and Ellen DeGeneres all rolled into one… without the Kardashian part. Thanks for reading, Mae 🙂
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Thanks for sharing, Marcia Meara. We can all use more pearls of wisdom, Ned, especially about writing. Pinned & shared. 🙂
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Thanks so much, Linda! And if I had actual pearls, I’d share those too. Instead, I’ll have to stick with the wisdom, such as it is 😉
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Ned, so cool to learn more of your background; specifically about your talent to herd cows using a canoe. The next time the river behind our house floods across the yard when the salmon are spawning, I’ll invite you up to help us pitchfork stray salmon in the back yard.
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I am so THERE, Susan! I’d hate for all of this herding talent to go to waste…
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Reblogged this on The Write Stuff and commented:
Great Guest Post written by Ned Hickson, the funniest guy I know. Check it out! 🙂
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Thank you for the re-blog.
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Why am I not surprised that you have spent at least a little bit of time elbow deep into a cow’s vagina? Oh wait, you didn’t say that.
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Hahahahaha! That’s one of the things that impresses me most about you, Steve: your ability to read between the lines. Or heck, just read! Great to see you here, my friend.
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You’re not challenging me to read between the lines right now, are you? heh heh heh
(and thanks… I think I enjoy commenting on well written blogs than I do actually writing my own!)
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Ah ha! So this is where you’re hiding Ned – you can’t get away from us you know – we will find you. Mwahahaha! Pretty cool digs your friend Robert has here (looks around examining wall hangings while surreptitiously checking for dust bunnies and change in the sofa cushions) Very different tone in this post – I enjoy seeing your life flashing before your eyes. I’ll have to check out the “Neighbourhood” See how friendly we are up here, we always include u in our Neighbourhood. It’s just these American spellcheckers drive you crazy. I tried switching to Canadian and it changes random punctuation keys. Rat bastards.
Anyway great post as usual – I’d not seen a recap of your life before – interesting. It has occurred to me in the past that many of the most humourous folks have had painful past histories that they have overcome.
Thanks to Robert for hosting you today.
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Hey Paul! (Or as they say in Canadian, “Paul”) And yes, Robert is not only a gracious host but a talented artist in many forms. Thanks for coming over. I’m sure you’ll enjoy looking around his place. Please keep you hands in your pockets, though…
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I’m confused Ned. My dearest Mother once told me : “Git yer hans outta yer pockets!”
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It’s different when the pockets don’t have linings in them…
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Bwahaha!
– need to keep Robert’s blog “G” sorry.
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Wonderful interview Rob. As an aspiring humorous blogger trying to pen that novel, I look forward to more pearls from Ned!
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I’m glad you liked it! Thank you for your visit and for leaving a comment!
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Thanks for treading, Sherrie — it sounds like we are kindred spirits. Or kindergarten spirits. Either way, my best wishes on that novel!
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Thanks so much. Had to re-read the “treading” comment again. Made me laugh!!
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Lol! Freudian slip (of the fingers…), Sherrie!
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Hey Rob, thanks for the interview with Ned. I came across Ned’s blog the same way I found you – through The Neighborhood.
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That’s how I met Ned as well. The Neighborhood is a force for good on social media. Thanks for stopping by.
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Always a pleasure Rob. Have a nice weekend!
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Reblogged this on Survivors Blog Here.
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Hey, Ned! Nice to read you here and learn more about your history. You were blessed to have a loving mom and step-dad to counteract the crap your dad dished out. I grew up in an emotionally abusive alcoholic home. We were loved, too, but it was hard. Like you, I’m blessed to be married and a mom.
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Hey, Kitt! Yes, though there have been hard times, I have been blessed in many ways thanks to the people in my life. Great to see you here, too 😉
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Thanks for featuring Ned. He’s awesome, very funny dude, great writer. I’m glad to have hit the “follow” button when I did.
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I’m glad you did too. Ned is great! I’m honored to have him here…
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Thanks for the kind words and for having me as your guest, my friend!
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Thanks so much, BC. I appreciate you hitting that “follow” button too 😉
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You are welcome!
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I loved his history and the sense of humor is easily seen. Thanks so much, Robert for the introduction. He will have a new follower in me, proudly. ☺
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I appreciate that, Van!
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I’m glad to read that! Ned’s a good guy, met through The Neighborhood BTW!
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Ned Hickson is, quite simply, the funniest man I’ve “met” in the blogosphere. He is also one of the nicest and most sincere. (Please direct the $$ straight to my checking account, Ned, as usual.) Loved this post, and will be sharing it with the Immediate World. Thanks so much for the shout-out, too. I’ll definitely be reblogging this on The Write Stuff later today. And for those on the fence about Ned’s books, I have the first one, and it’s hilarious. And I’ve marked my calendar for the next. You should, too, if you believe as I do that finding some humor in life has never been more important than it is today.
You ROCK, Ned Hickson! Super post!
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Usually, people just say “Ned Hickson is quite simple,” so thank you for that, Marcia, and for all the kind words and support 😉
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Simple, simply . . . simply simple . . . it’s all semantics, you know. I thought I’d go the extra mile, though, in case you weren’t feelin’ the love. 🙂 And I meant every word. (Would a granny lie? Publicly? In print?)
Keep on keepin’ on, Ned! You never know when that smile you give someone is going to be what gets them through the day.
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Love Ned!!!!
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Thanks so much, AI, and back at’cha!
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