According to an academic report in the Oxford Journals country music makes people want to kill themselves. The results of a multiple regression analysis of 49 metropolitan areas show that the greater the airtime devoted to country music, the greater the white suicide rate. The effect is independent of divorce, southernness, poverty, and gun availability.
Please listen to the following song by Skeeter Davis and rate your suicidal impulse on a scale from 1 to 10.
If you ask me, yes, I love him
But I just cain’t understand