Originally posted for Halloween.
Marriage is one of the “basic civil rights of man,” fundamental to our very existence and survival…. To deny this fundamental freedom on so unsupportable a basis as the racial classifications embodied in these statutes, classifications so directly subversive of the principle of equality at the heart of the Fourteenth Amendment, is surely to deprive all the State’s citizens of liberty without due process of law. The Fourteenth Amendment requires that the freedom of choice to marry not be restricted by invidious racial discrimination. Under our Constitution, the freedom to marry, or not marry, a person of another race resides with the individual and cannot be infringed by the State. Chief Justice Earl Warren regarding Virginia’s Racial Integrity Act of 1924.
Tomorrow is a big day, Boys and Girls
Tomorrow Bob Mueller announces the first winners in the global Putin’s Puppets Awards.
The lucky winners get an autographed photo of Vladimir Putin in drag and lots of time in jail.
The contestants are:
Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort
Manafort has laundered so much money he’s also known as ‘Mr. Maytag”.
Michael ‘Lock ‘er Up’ Flynn
Mike Flynn’s chants of ‘lock her up’ at anti-Clinton rallies while committing treasonous crimes against the people of the United States lowered the bar for treasonous hypocrites everywhere.
Carter ‘Twitchy Face’ Page
Twitchy Face is mentioned in the same dossier as the mythic pee-pee tapes.
His face twitches when he lies.
Roger ‘twitchy lips’ Stone
Also known as ‘that loud old drunk that spreads lies and right-wing conspiracy theories’.
Stone is also nicknamed ‘Twitchy Lips’ because his lips allegedly twitch when he kisses Trump’s ass.
Jared ‘Squeaky’ Kushner
Kushner is allegedly Putin’s backdoor man.
Donald Trump Jr.
aka ‘Love It!”
‘Love It!” allegedly met with Natasha Fatale to beg her to adopt him.
Donny ‘No Chins’ Trump
aka ‘They did it!’
Allegedly conspired with Vladimir Putin to subvert the 2016
He’s known to lie without reason and to have the uncanny
ability to get under his own skin.
Who will be the first to serve time?
My thanks to @RogueCPI for the title of this post.
On edit, 10/30/2017: Today’s winners of the Putin’s Puppets Awards are Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort and Richard Gates. Read the indictment here: Indictment of Paul Manafort and Richard Gates.
On edit: This scenario reminds me of my favorite Kids in the Hall skit: