Tomorrow is a big day, Boys and Girls
Tomorrow Bob Mueller announces the first winners in the global Putin’s Puppets Awards.
The lucky winners get an autographed photo of Vladimir Putin in drag and lots of time in jail.
The contestants are:
Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort
Manafort has laundered so much money he’s also known as ‘Mr. Maytag”.
Michael ‘Lock ‘er Up’ Flynn
Mike Flynn’s chants of ‘lock her up’ at anti-Clinton rallies while committing treasonous crimes against the people of the United States lowered the bar for treasonous hypocrites everywhere.
Carter ‘Twitchy Face’ Page
Twitchy Face is mentioned in the same dossier as the mythic pee-pee tapes.
His face twitches when he lies.
Roger ‘twitchy lips’ Stone
Also known as ‘that loud old drunk that spreads lies and right-wing conspiracy theories’.
Stone is also nicknamed ‘Twitchy Lips’ because his lips allegedly twitch when he kisses Trump’s ass.
Jared ‘Squeaky’ Kushner
Kushner is allegedly Putin’s backdoor man.
Donald Trump Jr.
aka ‘Love It!”
‘Love It!” allegedly met with Natasha Fatale to beg her to adopt him.
Donny ‘No Chins’ Trump
aka ‘They did it!’
Allegedly conspired with Vladimir Putin to subvert the 2016
U.S. election.
He’s known to lie without reason and to have the uncanny
ability to get under his own skin.
Who will be the first to serve time?
My thanks to @RogueCPI for the title of this post.
On edit, 10/30/2017: Today’s winners of the Putin’s Puppets Awards are Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort and Richard Gates. Read the indictment here: Indictment of Paul Manafort and Richard Gates.
On edit: This scenario reminds me of my favorite Kids in the Hall skit:
Awesome post, Robert!
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I just met a Trump supporter at the local Safeway. He was a pleasant enough fellow; he said he just couldn’t understand why no one can see how corrupt Hillary Clinton is. I said, “She’s not the President and she’s not under investigation. Did you hear that Trump’s former campaign manager is under indictment this morning?”
“I just wish people would give Trump a chance.” he replied in a defeated tone of voice.
And I thought. How did this kind of micro-brainwashing happen?”
This is San Francisco; discussing world events is how we exchange pleasantries on public
transportation.
How is this guy in a grocery store in one of the most diverse neighborhoods in San Francisco
so un-informed?
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Awesome title! 😀
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I got it from a tweet from @RogueCPI.
RogueCPI
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PS. Glad you liked it. 🙂
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I vote for Junior 😂
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‘Love It!” 🙂
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