One of the more interesting characters to emerge in 2017 is Republican Jesus.
Here are a few of my favorite verses from the fake bible of America’s fake Christians. I found these on Twitter and Google search.
I do not own them.
You were a stranger so I vilified you.
Love Thy Neighbor as long as he’s the same race and religion and not a homo.
Crush your enemies, see them driven out before you, hear the lamentation’s of their women.
Only feed the ones who pass the drug test
Before I heal you I need proof of insurance.
and Christian’s will ignore the sick and poor and build bigger churches to prove their Christianity.
And Jesus said to the Leper, “I’m sorry, you have a preexisting condition.”
Republican Jesus suffers the little children to come unto him that he may teach them the proper way to hold a gun.
I know he raped you, Sally, but what’s really important is the senate seat.Why should I heal the sick?Of course I love you but I need to see your documents, except for the little blond one.Republican Jesus demands the stoning of Magdalene.
