The Televangelist
The raging Televangelist stalked the stage like
a angry dragon and roared:
“You will atone for your sins or the god
of vengeance shall surely pierce your heart
with the sword of eternal anguish!”
I rocked the cradle so hard the baby fell into
supper.
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© Rob Goldstein 2019
This is an entry for Kat Myrman’s Twittering Tales #151 –– 20 August 2019
Reblogged this on Survivors Blog Here.
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Love it! They sure can make one jump! 😉
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🙂
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Ahaha! I like this. Very nice.
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Thanks for the visit and the comment!
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A most unexpected ending, Rob. Well done.
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I was surprised by it too.
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Oldest profession on the planet. Clever tale. They make me shudder too.
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LOL..yes…certainly among the oldest of professions.
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What?? Ha ha. That’s what happens when you listen to televangelists, I guess. Thanks for the laugh, Robert.
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🙂
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This made me giggle!
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I’m glad to read that, Denise. You brightened what started as a dreary day.
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🙂
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“I rocked the cradle so hard the baby fell into
supper.”
You rock hard Rob and you would save the baby.
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Thanks Cindy. 🙂
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This made me laugh out loud, Rob. And shudder, because televangelists – any kind of evangelist, make me shudder.
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These days, I think they make anyone with a sense of decency shudder.
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Good one! Ah, the irony! 🙂
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LOL! Thanks for the visit, Jan, I hope you’re in less discomfort.
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I just had to chuckle, Rob. I hope that’s ok.
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LOL. Completely.
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Ha! Great one, Rob. Hugs on the wing!
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Had to laugh on this one. Thanks, Rob.
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Thanks John. If I made you laugh I did my job.
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Yes you did.
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