The Gospel According to Republican Jesus

One of the more interesting characters to emerge in 2017 is Republican Jesus.

Here are a few of my favorite verses from the fake bible of America’s fake Christians.  I found these on Twitter and Google search.

I do not own them.

Republican Jesus meme that reads, 'For you were a stranger so I vilified you."
You were a stranger so I vilified you.

 

A Republican Jesus Meme that reads, "Love Thy Neighbor as long as he's the same race and religion and not a homo."
Love Thy Neighbor as long as he’s the same race and religion and not a homo.

 

Republican Jesus meme that reads, "Crush your enemies, see them driven out before you, hear the lamentation's of their women. "
Crush your enemies, see them driven out before you, hear the lamentation’s of their women.

 

Republican Jesus meme that reads, "Only feed the ones who pass the drug test"
Only feed the ones who pass the drug test

 

Meme of Republican Jesus asking for proof of insurance before healing a child.
Before I heal you I need proof of insurance.

 

Meme of Republican Jesus who says, "and Christian's will ignore the sick and poor and build bigger churches to prove their Christianity."
and Christian’s will ignore the sick and poor and build bigger churches to prove their Christianity.

 

Republican Jesus says to the leper, "And Jesus said to the Leper, "I'm sorry, you have a preexisting condition."
And Jesus said to the Leper, “I’m sorry, you have a preexisting condition.”

 

Republican Jesus suffers the little children to come unto him that he may teach them the proper way to hold a gun.
Republican Jesus suffers the little children to come unto him that he may teach them the proper way to hold a gun.

 

Meme of republican jesus saying, "I know he raped you, Sally, but what's really important is the senate seat."
I know he raped you, Sally, but what’s really important is the senate seat.

 

This weekend (19th thru 21) I’ll be preparing for and attending
demonstrations so I won’t be on WordPress as much.

Saturday is the Women’s March which runs in tandem with
a March for Impeachment; I will be marching in both.

This weekend over 4,956,422 people on all seven continents
will march
for democracy and human rights.

Find a March near you.

https://www.womensmarch.com/sisters/

Larry’s Big Words O’ the Day: Cease and Desist

from Buffalo Tom Peabody’s blog

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The truth will make you free!
Toodles!
Your best friends,
Buffalo Tom, Larry, Gunther & Iggy

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All I Want in 2018 Is…

from Lilrant

lilrant

…for sex education to be made mandatory in schools. In India. There’s a lot of people – a majority, in fact – that have no idea about even the anatomy of those nether regions. No wonder we are breeding like crazy. Birth control is something many people won’t even talk about.

…for the country to be a safer place for girls to live in. Can we please stop with the rape culture, already? It’s not culture if bacteria has more of it than you do.

…for people to act more human. I’ve seen animals show more humanity than most people. It’s just plain simple sad.

…for caste system and religious fanaticism and jihad to die. If you want something, talk about it. Don’t try to take claim by force. War, hatred and negativity isn’t the answer. It’s never been and never will be.

…for guys to stop trying to get…

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The Miss Lindsey and Miss Pauly Christmas Show

from Buffalo Tom Peabody

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https://youtu.be/mzSkjBg6otQ

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Toodles!
Your best friends,
Buffalo Tom, Gunther, Iggy & Larry

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YIKES!

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