Get Your Kicks Where You Can

I needed a laugh and found one on Nutstrok

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A senior couple came out of a coffee shop on Memorial Day to find an officer putting a ticket on a car whose meter had expired. Irate the man accosted him, “You Nazi Turd! Don’t you have any respect for yor elders.” The officer coolly wrote a second ticket for worn tires.

His wife jumped in, “You dog, if you didn’t have on that uniform, you wouldn’t have the nerve to face a real man.”

The insults continued on for several minutes, with the officer writing several more tickets till a bus pulled up to the corner and the elderly couple boarded.

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Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!

The best laugh I’ve had all week

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So there was this Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.” His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. “Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asks sternly. “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbles…

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I found these political cartoons on Pinterest. They are so powerful that I had to share them

Art by Rob Goldstein
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Thou Shalt Not
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Art by Rob Goldstein
Found on Pinterest

 

Art by Rob Goldstein
Found on Pinterest, saved from the National Review

 

Art by Rob Goldstein
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Art by Rob Goldstein
Found on Pinterest, saved from the Houston Chronicle