It’s Schadenfreude Eve, Boys and Girls

Tomorrow is a big day, Boys and Girls

Tomorrow Bob Mueller announces the first winners in the global Putin’s Puppets Awards.

The lucky winners get an autographed photo of Vladimir Putin in drag and lots of time in jail.

The contestants are:

NY Daily News Photograph of Paul Manafort
Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort

Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort

Manafort has laundered so much money he’s also known as ‘Mr. Maytag”.

NY Daily News Photo of Michael Flynn
Michael ‘Lock ‘er Up’ Flynn

Michael ‘Lock ‘er Up’ Flynn

Mike Flynn’s chants of ‘lock her up’ at anti-Clinton rallies while committing treasonous crimes against the people of the United States lowered the bar for treasonous hypocrites everywhere.

NY Daily News Photo of Carter Page
Carter ‘Twitchy Face’ Page

Carter ‘Twitchy Face’ Page

Twitchy Face is mentioned in the same dossier as the mythic pee-pee tapes.
His face twitches when he lies.

Image of Roger Stone
Roger ‘twitchy lips’ Stone

Roger ‘twitchy lips’ Stone

Also known as ‘that loud old drunk that spreads lies and right-wing conspiracy theories’.

Stone is also nicknamed ‘Twitchy Lips’ because his lips allegedly twitch when he kisses Trump’s ass.


A meme of Vladimir Putin claiming not to have heard of Jared Kushner: 'I never heard of her
Jared Kushner? Never heard of her

Jared ‘Squeaky’ Kushner

Kushner is allegedly Putin’s backdoor man.

 

Image of a pouting Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr.

aka ‘Love It!”

‘Love It!” allegedly met with Natasha Fatale to beg her to adopt him.

 

Cartoon showing Boris Badanov and Natasha Fatale leaving Trump Tower
Cartoon showing Boris Badanov and Natasha Fatale leaving Trump Tower

 

Donny ‘No Chins’ Trump

Profile photo of Donald Trump
Donny ‘No Chins” Trump

aka ‘They did it!

Allegedly conspired with Vladimir Putin to subvert the 2016
U.S. election.

He’s known to lie without reason and to have the uncanny
ability to get under his own skin.

Who will be the first to serve time?

My thanks to @RogueCPI for the title of this post.

On edit, 10/30/2017: Today’s winners of the Putin’s Puppets Awards are Paul ‘Dogface’ Manafort and Richard Gates. Read the indictment here: Indictment of Paul Manafort and Richard Gates.

On edit: This scenario reminds me of my favorite Kids in the Hall skit:

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Exclusive: Donald Trump Called into a Trump Tower Russian Spy Meeting

from Louise Mensch

patribotics

Sources with links to the intelligence community and the justice department report that Donald Trump himself is on tape calling in to a meeting at Trump Tower, where collusion with Russians was discussed.

Sources could not confirm, however, that the meeting where collusion in the election was discussed was the one at which his son, Donald J Trump Jr, recently admitted to conspiring with Russians to hack the election.

They pointed out that there was more than one meeting at Trump Tower where attacking the integrity of the US election was discussed by Trump campaign officials and representatives of the Russian government.

The source of the recording of Mr. Trump was his campaign chairman Paul Manafort, Mr. Trump’s campaign chairman. His phone had been legally hacked by the United States intelligence community under an SS7 exploit and turned into a ‘hot mike’ where he was, unbeknownst to him, recording all…

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Carter Page Went to Moscow With a Tape of Donald Trump Offering Treason For Hacking

from patribotics

patribotics

Sources with links to the intelligence community say it is believed that Carter Page went to Moscow in early July carrying with him a pre-recorded tape of Donald Trump offering to change American policy if he were to be elected, to make it more favorable to Putin. In exchange, Page was authorized directly by Trump to request the help of the Russian government in hacking the election.

On November 7th I reported that the FBI had been granted a FISA warrant to investigate the activities of two Russian banks, Alfa Bank and Silicoln Valley Bank. I also reported that an earlier attempt to obtain a FISA warrant, in June, had failed in the court because it named Donald Trump himself and three of his associates. In an exclusive at Patribotics, I reported that these named associates were Carter Page, Paul Manafort, and Boris Epshteyn.

Sources close to the intelligence community now report that…

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